Browsing a rummage sale
Being a teen idol
Swiping Miss Universe’s crown
Caring for birds
Eschewing the bench
Making the acquaintance of quadruplets
Complaining of tinnitus
Yukking it up with his security detail
Confiding in his photographer friend that he actually prefers Coca-Cola.
Asking for directions
Remarking, around lunchtime, on the resemblance of a baptismal font to a chicken pot pie.
Knowing something you don’t know
Pitching John Huston his vision for a Maltese Falcon sequel