Adjusting his tie on a tee shirt
Showing off his pimp cup
Attending a furry convention
Inciting a riot
Admiring an extraordinary shirt
Loitering
Hugging his dear, sweet mother
Passing the time while waiting for a bus
Fishing
Engaging in pillow talk
Cloaking himself in nationalism
Selling televisions
Expressing his love of white asparagus
Being dead sexy
Acknowledging his royal subjects
